Wherein Narcissa, Bellatrix and Draco have the adventure of a lifetime. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder what on earth is wrong with me. This fic contains incest, drugs, humor AND a plot. Enjoy and review.

Bellatrix gives Draco a late birthday gift. They both get lost in memory. This is not your grandma's fan fiction, witches and wizards. Rated M for mature themes, blood, drugs, rape. Read and review.

Draco comes home from a long, hot day. It's sweltering outside and he's been stuffed into a suit all day. He's ready to get comfortable...At the dinner table. Narcissa eventually approves. Smut for the sake of smut because writing epic smut is how I roll. Have a wonderful day. Review or I'll find you.

It's bath time with the Malfoys. Let's come clean together. Shameless smut. Yay!

Young Draco explores the attic at Malfoy Manor and finds something extraordinary. What could it be?

A Valentine's Day treat for your entertainment. Warnings for blood, incest, child abuse and character death. Have fun.

For those of you who believe you've read all the good Cissatrix. This one's for you. Smut and incest ensue. You've been warned. Read and please review.

Lucius failed the Dark Lord in the Department of Mysteries. It's time to be punished. Epic incesty smut is running amok in this piece. You have been warned. Narcissa/Draco/Bellatrix

Draco finally finds a measure of peace in a mad world. Contains Malfoycest.

Many events in Draco's life created the man he grew into. This is but one of those. Contains Blackcest/Malfoycest. This is a rollercoaster ride, witches and wizards, keep your appendages in the car at all times lest they get chopped off.

Bellatrix teaches Draco Occlumency, but if they can't learn to get along, bad things will happen. How long will mum put up with the both of them? Bit of incest and depravity...just for fun.

What might happen if you actually went to the HP universe. Adults only, need apply.

Bellatrix gets sent to Azkaban. Narcissa reflects. "M" rating for a reason.