On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
What horrors arise in the great hall as a result of too much candy and other substances? Who'd have thought Lupin could shed his modesty? Who'd have thought Snape could be so carefree? Hogwarts will never be the same after today.
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
The incident was crazy enough with Snape and Lucius forcing the class to do unwholesome things. Then Sirius walked in and things got completely out of hand!
Join James and the gang for a fun-filled day at Hogwarts! Insults! Makeovers! It's all here, kiddies, and Peter gets the boot (big surprise, eh?)
Ginny thinks back on the day she witnessed something very unusual: the day she saw Snape laugh. Kinda leaves ya with a warm feeling.
It's Lily's wedding day and everyone has something to gripe about. A harsh jab at all those wedding fics that make you want to gag.
When a perverted item is stolen from Dumbledore's office, he enlists the aide of Hermione and Snape to find it-after he forces them to marry, of course.
It is a well accepted fact that Draco is vain, but this is just plain odd! Tis unhealthy to pay so much attention to certain areas of one's body!
It's a very good thing that Snape decided to teach. I pity all Gryffindors everywhere.
And now a parody of all those annoying Snapish Christmas fics. Smut and sarcasm galore, kiddies!
Here's a little Christmas play starring Snape, Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ron as a "normal, loving" family. Chapter 3 is up! Be fearful and rejoice
NAKED SNAPE! Now that I have your attention, read all about Snape's strange experience in the shower.
Harry gets the strangest urge to look under...oooh, naughty places! Ron and Hermione get in on the fun! Oh, the secrets they find!
The story of Harry's parents, the Marauders, and Snape. This is how it really happened folks.
Lupin's gone batty, Snape's tied up, there's an angry mob after Draco-what's going on? Brief appearences by the Metatron and the Sheriff.
The new DADA professor teaches the children a very naughty curse! Most inappropriate, indeed! Rated R for language!
Snape and Legolas have multitudes of fans and Lucius feels left out! Can Snape save the day? Those with a warped sense of humor are welcome!
All Ron wanted was some recognition. Instead, he got this...
Draco has lost an integral part of his, ahem, manhood. Yes, kiddies, it's what you're thinking! Oh, wherever could it be?