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  • Ice Cream and Alcohol

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 26 Dec 2002 • Published: 26 Dec 2002 • 1,325 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!

  • It Started Out Innocently Enough

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 19 Dec 2002 • Published: 19 Dec 2002 • 473 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ever wondered what Snape and Lucius were doing during the Quidditch scene in the movie? The shockning truth is revealed with all the twisted details! Lucius is a sadomasachistic freak! Snape tries to ignore him. You'll never look at the Quidditch scen

  • The Mad Tea Party

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 18 Dec 2002 • Published: 18 Dec 2002 • 780 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    An insanely polite little story. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, McGonagall and Snape for the oddest cup of tea you'll ever read about! Jolly good stuff! PG-13 for drug references.

  • Some Things Are Better Off Left Alone

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 13 Dec 2002 • Published: 13 Dec 2002 • 3,302 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Snape's in the hospital and the students are determined to find out what's ailing the evil Potions Professor. The only thing worse than this is when they decide to try and cheer him up. Oh dear...Snape is not pleased. Not at all.

  • Professor Snape's Twelve Days of Christmas

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 12 Dec 2002 • Published: 12 Dec 2002 • 536 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    You know you want to read about the interesting and horrid gifts the grumpy Potions Master gives to his most annoying studen/fan! Do you agree that Snape would retaliate with these abominable treasures? Take a peek and see!

  • The Madness of Muggle Movies

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 11 Dec 2002 • Published: 11 Dec 2002 • 1,669 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Journey with Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they brave the hilarious setbacks of movie making for their latest school project! Oh the humanity!

  • Snape and Certain Sandwiches Don't Mix

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 10 Dec 2002 • Published: 10 Dec 2002 • 1,076 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Dare you witness the horrors that befall Snape as he prowls the corridors and eats his beloved sandwich? This is very strange, so be warned.

  • Whole Lotta Trouble

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 13 Aug 2002 • Published: 13 Aug 2002 • 2,418 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Oh the mishaps poor Ginny suffers while trying to get Harry to notice her. What creepy, crawley things Snape keeps in his dungeon... A story for anyone who had a good intention that failed miserably

  • Drivin' Around In My Automobile

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 5 Aug 2002 • Published: 23 Apr 2002 • 2 Chapters • 3,926 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Dumbledore makes Driver's Ed. a requirement for everyone at Hogwarts. The question is who are the worse drivers: the students or the teachers? Chapter 2 is up: Snape is officially a driving instructer. Oh the horrific madness!

  • Original" Format for a Marauders Fic

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 29 Jul 2002 • Published: 29 Jul 2002 • 767 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

    A silly jab of fun at all those Marauders fics circulating about.

  • Ain't No Cure For the Summertime Blues

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 28 Jul 2002 • Published: 12 Apr 2002 • 3 Chapters • 3,023 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Snape's usual holiday of solitude is disrupted by his new newlwed neighbors Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, and Black just can't resist pushing Snape's buttons! ALL GLICHES ARE FIXED!!! Chapter 3: Snape and the garden gnomes feud.

  • Hot Fun in the Summertime or By The Pool

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 27 Jun 2002 • Published: 27 Jun 2002 • 2,580 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    What a lovely day for a swim at a local pool...wait a tick-why is that lifeguard decked out in black robes and why is he glaring at you?

  • Rootbeer Halloween Party

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 11 Apr 2002 • Published: 11 Apr 2002 • 1,057 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    The Hogwart's faculty get drunk off of spiked rootbeer and terrorize everyone, including each other! Read and review!!!

  • Mind Controlling Conspiracy

    By Ivory Tower • Updated: 9 Mar 2002 • Published: 9 Mar 2002 • 600 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Poor Ron, he's having a bad day and now this... For those who have an off-center sense of humor. It's hilarious! Read and Review!