Summary: When my friends first told me they wanted to introduce me too a few of their close childhood friends, I didn't expect to meet a bubble gum Pinkette that hotwired cars and swiped beer and climb into my bed during the night. She knows all the cool kids, my big brother's in love with her and I've been suffering through countless hardons, but this bitch is crazy!

The last thing overworked and exhausted Head Medic Sakura Haruno expected on a late night trip to the local onsen with sake was to enter the Male Outdoor Hotsprings, and to end up naked together with two deadly members of the Akatsuki; the Bomb expert Deidara and the poisonous Puppet Master Sasori. Goes to show, life is full of surprises, and sometimes, it's best to just let go.

Sakura Haruno has just buried her mother when two people who she never thought would see her again show up on her doorstep. Gaara no Sabaku looks like a drop dead sexy emo model while Akasuna no Sasori is an ill mannered bad boy with a wicked scorpion tattoo. But Sakura looks like she's seen a ghost. "Hello little sister you sure have grown."