Written for this prompt on the Elementay Kink Meme: "Making out is one of the few ways to get Sherlock to shut the hell up - especially in public." ml?thread 3255#t3255 Five times Joan kissed Sherlock to shut him up, and one time he kissed her.

Written for a prompt on AvengerKink: "I think it's generally agreed that all of Steve's senses are powered up by the serum? He can hear people whispering on the other side of the room, probably sees a hell of a lot further, etc. But there are definite downsides. How does Steve control this side effect of the serum?"

For a prompt on AvengerKink: "Pepper and Tony are both sick, and somehow the entire team ends up fussing over them and taking care of them. Bonus if Pepper is cuddlier than Tony when she's sick and Tony puts up a front but secretly doesn't mind at all."

It should be easy as breathing, knowing what's best. Neal knows a lot of things, like conversational Swahili and how to get exactly what he wants when he wants it. But morals? Right and wrong, knowing that actions have consequences... Well. Neal's always been above that sort of thing. [Warnings: Off-screen character death of minor, un-named OC]

Where Steve isn't nearly as confused by the future as he is by Tony Stark, Clint has an unhealthy obsession with sneaking and ceilings, and Tony has way too much fun trying out nicknames for everyone. Alternatively titled: The One Where Tony Rescues Clint, and Steve Doesn't Want to Be Adopted by an Idiot Genius.