By day, Harry works as a lowly assistant to his boss: the controlling, unrelenting Tom Riddle. By night, he lives, breathes, and writes fanfiction. And when he's not writing, he's obsessing over the work of his favorite Ao3 author: Lord Voldemort . So, of course, it's only a matter of time before Harry's caught reading Voldemort's fanfiction during work… by his boss.

"Finally awake… Death Eater?" the man spat spitefully, indignantly, hatefully. Harry never would have imagined meeting like this. The words "I can explain" were stuck on the tip of his tongue. But all that came out was a soft, strangled, "Sirius." (In which Harry accidentally time travels, is forced to pose as a Death Eater, and is captured by the Order of Phoenix.)

You get those stories where Tom is the cruel boss and Harry is his helpless, sorry assistant. What if the situation were reversed? Harry is the CEO of Expecto Patronum, a Wizarding Holiday Card Company with a cheerful, upbeat culture, and Tom is his bleak, efficient, dead-serious assistant (who absolutely does not belong at the company).

It all started with a diary. Six years of unrequited love for a monster. Slow suffocation never tasted sweeter. (Hanahaki Disease AU)

During the Final Battle, the killing curse Voldemort shoots at Harry backfires… turning Voldemort back into his fifteen-year-old self. As the Wizarding World tears itself apart trying to decide what to do with him, Tom attempts to figure out who he really is, and why certain, sketchy people who call him "My Lord" are trying to reach out him…

Regulus is forced to become a Death Eater due to his family's expectations. Unlike his other followers, he is wary of the Dark Lord, not as undyingly loyal as the rest. But Lord Voldemort, intrigued by the young Black heir, is determined to win him over.

After a Quidditch accident, Harry's brain gets scrambled with interesting results. (Fluff, Same Age AU)

Quiet, studious Tom Riddle thirsts after an older student—Gryffindor's Quidditch Captain, Harry Potter. His crush is common knowledge, and even Harry finds it cute… at first. Possessiveness spawns monstrosities. Tom does all within his power to mess with Harry's dating life. And one seemingly harmless crush spirals into something darker, begetting deadly consequences.

Tom clenched his fists, teeth gritting as he fought back righteous fury. The Slytherins had warned him about Dumbledore's House prejudice, of course. But the way Dumbledore treated him went far beyond such general dislike. This was personal.

What if, instead of Lily Evans, James Potter's obsession had fixated upon someone entirely worse – Lucius Malfoy: evil, straight, and not to mention – betrothed. Lucius hates James, James is in denial. Kind of the OG Drarry.

A year after the war has ended, Harry and Draco are nearing the end of their Eighth Year… and they just can't seem to. Stop. Fighting. Meanwhile, the lingering effects of certain dark curses from the war are starting to take a toll on Draco...

A seventh-year Tom Riddle is fed up with the way Dumbledore constantly ignores and mistreats him and decides to confront him after class. Triggers a whirlwind series of interactions afterwards. INTENSE, REALISTICish Rare Tom/Dumbledore (NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT)

VOLDEMORT WINS AU. Five years after the Final Battle, Delphini Riddle – a sheltered, pampered pureblood - witnesses the second Wizengamot trial of her father's former enemy, the elusive Harry Potter. He is released from Azkaban early provided he takes the Dark Mark. But Delphi and Harry's fates meet years later as Harry rises through DE ranks and ends up a professor. Later HP/DR

Years after the Final Battle at Hogwarts, Harry Potter is headmaster. What happens when a certain Miss Riddle shows up?

During the Final Battle, the killing curse Voldemort shoots at Harry rebounds… and turns him back into his fifteen-year-old self. As the Wizarding World tears itself apart trying to decide what to do with him, Tom attempts to figure out who he really is… and why certain sketchy people who call him "My Lord" are trying to reach out him… (rating may go up later?)