In modern Los Angeles, a Jewish kid eats something he shouldn't have, and stirs up all sorts of shit. Modern bildungsroman within the HP universe, mostly canon compliant, no bashing, limited tropes, and everything is new.
Harry's burnt out. On magic, and on the place where he learned it. So he travels the world, making ends meet. We start in Russia, and we go down from there.
Harry Potter is deaf. When people lose a sense, they say that the other senses are enhanced. With magic, however, it's not that simple, as Harry Potter can certainly attest to.
Harry Potter, with the equal assistance of his best friends, Ron and Dean, work to destroy and end the Aurors.
To break the unbreakable, to shake the unshakable, and to prank the unprankable. Harry in the graveyard has a desperate tactic. Oneshot, humor.
Harry Potter finds a desire to explore the stars, and does so. This is his story.