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  • Listening

    At the Battle of Rannoch, EDI witnesses the destruction of the geth, and wonders what this means for her. (Inspired by a brief but devastating conversation she has with Joker and Shepard after Priority: Rannoch in game.)

  • Return to Sender

    Commander Shepard and Liara's romance was ended prematurely by Shepard's death. After her restoration, she searches for a gift for Liara that will represent the depth of her feelings for the asari. The reality of their reunion, however, will be far from what Shepard expects.

  • On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Turtle

    Mikey is hoping to meet his online girlfriend, but her protective sister and the Kraang are in his way. Sequel to "Loves Pizza, Looking for Same."

  • Seeking Advice

    Cassandra never thought she'd be contemplating a relationship with two other women. Maybe Leliana will stop laughing long enough to give her some advice?

  • Seat of Judgment

    The Inquisitor finds that it is much easier to kill a man in the heat of battle than to pronounce sentence from a throne. Deciding Gereon Alexius's fate brings back a childhood memory.

  • Partners of Necessity

    Tali'Zorah and Kal'Reegar need Miranda Lawson's help to rescue a lost quarian ship and crew. Their cargo may be essential to the quarian war effort - but can they trust Miranda's motives?

  • Fraternization

    Shepard has been dropping by the shuttle bay to check in with Cortez a lot. James thinks he knows why...

  • Irresistibly

    Liara just wanted a drink or two. She didn't realize that the bar was full of flirtatious elcor.

  • Looking Back, Seeing Fragments

    Snippets from interviews with people who knew Shepard, after the events of Mass Effect 3. Written for Shepard's birthday.

  • I am April O'Neil

    When you're surrounded by clones of yourself, how can you avoid doubting your own identity? April tries to answer that question. Set during "The Kraang Conspiracy." Some language and potentially disturbing situations.

  • Loves Pizza, Looking for Same

    Maybe his "friendship" with Bradford didn't work out, but Mikey knows his soul mate is out there on the Internet. 2012 turtles; as you can probably guess, I don't own them.