Fili and Kili both go to Middle Earth Jr High, and everything goes as normal: They prank every chance they get, Merry and Pippin helping them every step of the way. But the thing is, having your uncle as one of the teachers isn't easy, and it doesn't help when a certain redhead elf enters the picture….

Lorelei is a nymph who lives in the enchanted river of Mirkwood. And her primary rules are: Avoid the webs, enchant the elves as many times as possible to annoy Thranduil, and never believe the spiders. Ever. But then one spider came along one day, and told her the truth. There were dwarves in Mirkwood. And suddenly, Lorelei wonders what happened to the life she had before.