(Muggle secret agent AU) Hermione and Viktor meet as secret agents for the EU Security Committee, assigned to take down Voldemort and the Death Eaters on missions that take them all over Europe. It would be easier if she didn't hate him so much.

Hermione and George aren't dating. They aren't together. But they do spend every New Year's Eve over ten years together...

Saffron Snape has a specific request to Father Christmas. Her parents are not amused. (Standalone epilogue to "The Odd Life" oneshot because Christmas)

Hermione proposes to her ex to satisfy the Marriage Law. It goes... poorly. It doesn't help that her ex is Draco Malfoy.

There are five stages to Veela mating. The last one is mate or die. Given his mate is Hermione Granger, Draco fears that for him it'll be the latter.

Tonks was the coolest girl in the world, according to Charlie, age 4. And still at age 34. It's just that everything else he feels about her changes in between.

Over the course of their relationship, Sirius has called Hermione all sorts of names. She objects to many, but finds herself really appreciating several. Especially his last.

They were fighting. Again. Of course they were, because that's what they always did. But the odd thing was, he was never fighting her so much as he was fighting himself.

It was ridiculous. Her life, her situation, how she was acting. But luckily, ridiculous was right up his alley.

She's hormonal. He's deranged. If they loved each other any less, they would have killed each other very explosively. Collection of funny, sad, and just completely random Dramione one-shots.