Now as a Seer I was used to visions. But definitely not one's where I see myself as the mother of my best mate's brother's kids. I mean, I've hardly talked to the bloke! It's difficult to have a conversation with one of the most handsome blokes of Hogwarts when you tend to be a clumsy flustered mishap like me. Merlin! I hope my kids didn't get my clumsy genes.

My sister snagged herself a hottie bayooty all the way in good ol England. But then she ruins it by saying that the little shit is an A-list celebrity. And what on earth was she thinking, getting her face in all those magazines? I can't even straighten my hair in fear that I'll be mistaken for her. So I'm gonna just calmly explain to her the negatives of dating someone famous.

"Lex! The reason he called me into the office was to tell me to make sure that you come for his party." "Wait a sec! You are dating Harry Potter's kid?" "Yeah… Al… Albus Potter…" They'll never take me alive!