By all rights, I shouldn't have ended up in Thedas. I shouldn't have fallen in love with a slave, and I most definitely shouldn't have found out that I'm not entirely human. I should have graduated high school, gone on to college, and lived an average apple pie life. That's the way my life should have been. But that's not the way it turned out. Rated T for profanity. Very AU.

Alexis Brandon made a wish upon the Northern Star to be part of the story of Harry Potter. Seconds later, she and her family died in a car crash. Now, she has been sent to an alternate universe to protect Harry Potter and his friends. Secrets will be uncovered, and ancient prophecies will come true! There's never a normal year at Hogwarts, is there? IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED.