Ariana Dumbledore lived a brief life, but one that influenced two of the greatest wizards ever to live. The unthinkable happened to her when she six, causing her father to punish the muggles who harmed her and be sent to Azkaban. She killed her own mother and died herself, at age 14, when trying to stop her brothers and their best friend to stop fighting. But who was she really?

A hilarious and explosive account of Patrick Smash and Alan A. Allen's first time.