Something goes wrong while Shallan and Jasnah are experimenting with the portals in Urithiru and Shallan ends up on Earth. Dumbledore finds her and shenanigans ensue.

Hermione's year 5 class is assigned to read Roald Dahl's new novel, Matilda. Despite coming from a loving and supportive home, she can identify with the precocious protagonist and discovers that she has even more in common with Matilda than she initially realized.