"Contrary to popular belief, it's not Addison who calls him about Amelia, it's Sam." The phone call between Derek and Addison when Amelia goes to rehab in Private Practice 5x08. Because we deserved another crossover with this convo 3

"Chief, you blew the whistle. You remember…" Mark lowers his voice, "The…Shepherds Sex Whistle?" "Hey!" Derek yells. "That is not the Shepherds sex whistle!" Addison joins in, "Yeah! That's just the regular sex whistle!" In which Richard blows a whistle at a Seattle Grace training exercise and the Shepherds have a curious reaction. Just some ridiculous fluff :)

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Da—Oh My God!" "No! No!" Cried Lily covering herself with the bedsheet that had fallen to the floor. "NOTHING'S HAPPENING!" James cried, jumping away from Lily. The plot of "Caught in the Act" episode of Modern Family, but with the Potters If They Lived Because James Potter as a father is Phil Dunphy.

"Oh look, darling, page 6 says we're getting a divorce." James and Lily define their lives based on the society pages. A humorous fic to brighten your day.

"We'll go somewhere muggle, maybe get that glass of wine, and then go to dinner at 9, well after Muriel's bedtime." "Where would we even find a muggle bar?" Harry smiled, drawing out his final bargaining chip, "The one on Third Street has trivia every Friday." In which Harry and Hermione form the In-Laws Club to avoid dinner with Aunt Muriel. Please R&R!

"Lily, Love," he starts slowly, not quite believing his ears, "Are you in labor?" "Uh, yes, seems that way." "Is this, is this what we're doing now? Just popping out babies left and right everyday without informing me?" An If They Lived AU set in the AU of Grace. How the births of the Potter children go. R&R please my lovelies! :)

"He was the Lionheart. He was loyal, and brave, and had the heart of a lion. But more importantly, he had captured her's too." A royalty AU where Lily is a princess and James is her lionheart

"She is filled with hate all for him, just like her mother, and he hates how much it still stings." A combination of an If they lived AU and a female Harry from Snape's perspective. Please r&r my lovely readers!

In which James is unorganized and Lily is impatient. Please Read and Review! Thanks! XO

Just a little drabble I had laying around from two years ago concerning LJ and a metaphorical flight of stairs ;). Enjoy!

"James was going to end up setting his wife on fire. And how was he expected not to when she wore that bloody slinky black dress that hugged her in all the right places and didn't have a bloody back!" AU: Based off the Charity Ball prompt, with no Voldemort or war, where James is a professional Quidditch player. Enjoy!