In which the fourth wall is broken, and there is much complaining. OOCness galore. Crack fic. (For the love of God, don't take it seriously.)

They all saw ghosts. (Will be multi-chapter fic focusing on different. No OCs)

Here are the stories of how the rules came to be. Language and suggestive themes. High "T", guys. (Should probably be considered AU. Screw you, Disney!)

Due to the extreme amount of incidents we will never speak of again, ALL Autobots are to follow these rules. Sideswipe (and Sunstreaker), I swear if you don't listen, I will declare Open Season, and let every single mech you've ever pranked have at you. I'm not joking. - Prowl (Extremely cracky.)

"I should just end him now." Sort of a comic AU.

How do you describe something no one else seems to hear?

At the request of Admiral Yularen, all troopers, commandos, ARCs, and Jedi are to obey the following rules. That means you, Skywalker. COMPLETE. (Should probably be considered AU. Screw you, Disney!)

"I never wanted to be a father. Not very Mando, right? But these kids...they need me. I'm all they have." Goes back eight years before Geonosis, when the commandos were trainees. No CloneXOC

Years after the Decepticon and Autobot war ended, their children begin a war of their own. And this time, the Decepticons didn't start it. (This is so bad, it hurts...may not continue. Might put up for adoption.)

Twenty years after Desmond, a new generation takes over the war. Canon characters will be mixed with OCs. Not sure of genre, so will be general for now. UNDER REVISION.

A spy remembers his old life in the ruins of another fallen city. (Complete crap. If you want to save your eyes, don't read.)