This is a list of funny things that Dumbledore could say to Harry. My friend Uptight and I wrote them.

This is my take on what went on during the 5th year end-of-term feast that Harry didn't go to. Will grow to be Harry's summer maybe

Harry goes into 6th year, trying to get over Sirius's death. Something drastic happens, and he has to deal with a hurt reputation all over again.

Harry Potter characters send each other e-mails that humiliate, embarress, and hopefully make you laugh

Pretty much self-explanitoy... I took the movie and joked it!

Harry finds a book called 101 Ways to Drive Snape Mad, so he decides to put it to good use! Warning: pointless humor ahead! Read at your own risk!

PG for talk of death.. but not much. Albus reflects on how Harry feels as he has a talk with someone

Harry starts his fifth year. Pranks, powers, dreams, OotP, visit to Godric's Hollow, and more!

Harry is alone and depressed... missing Sirius...about to commit suicide. Rated for suicidal thoughts.

a stupid and funny story about Harry. No plot intended. Caution: only read if you are really stressed out. Implied slash, sort of

Used to have different title. Not one of my better stories. Harry, as a 6 year old, almost gets a chance to know what he truly is.

About a boy who's all alone. Almost. One person knows how he feels.

Harry has to deal with people's reactions to Voldemort's defeat. PG for angst.