Take some James Potter, add in some Sirius Black. A pinch of friendship drama, a few sexy Slytherins and a messed-up home life. Secrets and lies abound, hearts are broken and bonds are formed between the most unlikely of people. SBxOC R&R!

Fred winked at her. "Opportunity cost, Granger. You can have me or your chocolate. Take your pick." Hermione loses her job and the twins offer her a position in the shop...as one can imagine, all kinds of things ensue.

Fred and Hermione on New Years' Eve. Written for the Twin Exchange's January 2012 challenge!

Harry and Ron suspect George of pressuring Hermione. Are they right? My first attempt at a dialogue-only fic! T for implied sexual themes.

Seamus needs help tying his tie. Plotless drabble. You have been warned.

In order to prove her courage, Hermione's one sip of Firewhiskey turns into something like one bottle. As she stumbles back to the Heads' Tower, who does she run into but the Head Boy? Fluff, oneshot.

Feeling guilty for neglecting Harry after he passes out in a Quidditch match, Oliver and Hermione have a chat. "Should've come to you sooner, Hermione. Seems like you managed to get my head on straight far more effectively than my mates." Oneshot!

"Oh, for the love of Merlin!" he cried in exasperation. "MARRY ME, HERMIONE!" George can't figure out why someone interrupts every time he proposes. Hermione doesn't get what's taking him so long. Post-DH, sequel to "Watching". COMPLETE!

"... And when I kissed Blaise Zabini for the second time in my life, felt his lips, warm and soft and tasting of something spicy and dark… I had a few revelations." GinnyXBlaise, set in HBP. Oneshot.

He watched her, she watched him. What neither of them knew was that they were BOTH being watched. The twins plot revenge on Hermione's behalf and George ends up getting the fruits of their labour. COMPLETE!

Tired of watching Won-Won and Lav-Lav "thrashing around like a pair of eels", Hermione asks Cormac McLaggen to a Christmas party, intending to slip away when she gets there. This proves tough, and Hermione gets a bit more than she bargained for... Oneshot

Hermione Granger didn't expect to break things off with Ron. Then again, she didn't expect to fall for Fred Weasley, either. So when he asks her to teach him how to kiss properly, what can she say? Post-DH, oneshot.

Hermione getting irritated by mosquitoes leads to an interesting encounter with Fred Weasley. Set in OotP, very fluffy in parts. ONESHOT!

"Stop staring at my arse!" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" Hermione Granger wasn't expecting to fall in love after she brought her best friend's godfather back from the dead, but the arrival of one sexy Sirius Black smashes her plans to pieces. Oneshot!