In which a rat, a wolf, a dog, and a stag make a bet about a plain little flower—and other fun stuff. A twist on the old scenario that is hopefully original, engaging, and oh so snarky. [revision in progress]

In which a late night kitchen raid, for James, turns into a grand ball—in the middle of the hallway—with Lily. [oneshot]

There are many different explanations as to how one James Potter fell in love with one Lily Evans. This is just another one of them—with slugs. [oneshot]

In which James falls in love—repeatedly and Lily listens—against her better judgement. [almost all dialogue oneshot]

I’m giving you my heart. But—I’m only lending it to you, see? So one day you’ll have to find me and give it back. [RL, JL] [oneshot]