Plagued by the affections of a young officer, McCoy decides he'll spare her feelings and pretend to be married...to Spock. Spock agrees, as he's decided to explore the concepts of favors and Christmas spirit, against his logical senses. (cue Kirk giggling in the background) Spones fluff, only rated T for language

"Mutual need is not an ideal basis for friendship, or even a healthy one, but I've decided that I don't really care." After being rescued from Vigilance, Finch to examine his friendship with Reese. Slight Rinch. Written before the season 3 finale (so it assumes things went differently).