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  • Tis Merely a Flesh Wound

    By The First Order • Hunger Games & Monty Python Fanfiction • Updated: 17 Feb 2015 • Published: 17 Feb 2015 • 958 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • Completed

    Clove and Cato thought they might perish from the maddening power of a single word until a delightfully handy grenade came along.

  • How Snow Stole Christmas

    By The First Order • Updated: 8 Dec 2014 • Published: 8 Dec 2014 • 174 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Christmas is no fun when your heart is two sizes too small. President Snow comes up with an ingenious solution to his lack of holiday cheer.

  • Toasted Sister

    By The First Order • Updated: 21 Sep 2014 • Published: 21 Sep 2014 • 2,230 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • Completed

    It's what Katniss has always dreamed of: a chance to participate in the Hunger Games, Panem's annual hunt for the best band. A bit of friendly competition is always fun, but she must remember not to become too invested. After all, it's only the Hunger Games. They're not going to kill you if you lose. Oh wait. Band AU, total crack.