Coffee shop AU, series of oneshots. Take a look into the lives of Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, and Yuan as they run Derris-Kharbucks, a quaint little coffee shop rife with Lloyd mistaking temperatures of coffee, Kvar's tongue burning in hell, and Mithos attempting to begin an Age of Lifeless Beans, a time in which all coffee will be black and flavorless...

Sometimes, the scariest things in Harry Potter's life aren't Death Eaters, dementors, basilisks, or even Voldemort himself. Harry and Ginny take a stroll through London, and Muggle girls just happen to recognize them...R&R! Formery Attack of the Fan Girl

The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!

Severus Snape has never been one to get into the holiday spirit, but what can four ghosts do to change that? Quite a bit, considering three of those ghosts are Potters...R&R!

To save their friends from bad characterization, Lloyd and Kratos must brave the realm of Fanfiction and face horrible cliches, ridiculous AUs, and bad grammar to protect the worlds, their comrades, and reality itself. Now co-starring oyako, drama, and ridiculous action scenes!

Post-game, heavy spoilers. On their journey to collect all the Exspheres, Lloyd and Kratos come across a monster they never wanted to see again, leading to pain and humiliation...

The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.

Fred and George end up transfiguring a certain beloved Potions Master into a blue butterfly, with hilarious consequences for Severus Snape. How will he survive the humiliation? Based off Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Crack fic. When non one dares to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, Dumbledore is forced to desperate measures...and hires a Muggle magician. How long will the students last with an idiot, and how will the professor fight Voldemort?

Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.