"It's not love, what they have, not even close. It's not gentle, or caring, or even affectionate. It's harsh, cold, and exactly what both of them need." Somehow, Harry ends up in a friends with benefits situation with Malfoy, except without the whole 'friends' part. He can't say he minds, though. (Oneshot, and despite the title, does not contain a sad ending)

A Slytherin has the cunning, a Gryffindor has the courage, and together they can do anything. (Or: how Hogwarts came to suffer even after the Marauders and Weasley twins were gone.) Slight crack, AU sixth year.

There are many differences between the muggle world and the magical world. The notion of privacy, Dean has come to find, is one of them. (In which a muggleborn is baffled at how easily wizards and witches breach others' privacy and don't find anything wrong with it.)

"What's the- Harry, you're talking about sneaking out of Hogwarts! All to meet you-know-who!" In which Severus overhears something he really wished he hadn't. Set in 6th year. Now a twoshot; Albus has some concerns regarding Harry's choice of partners.

(Or: If Google had been invented a couple of years earlier) It's not easy to find an answer to your problem when said problem is an immortal Dark Lord trying to kill you. Nevertheless, Google has answers to everything. Oneshot, mild crack.

Running was all Naruto had ever known. [Ficlet]