A slight incident in Potions leads to a certain wizarding hero being covered in ... green goo. Oddly enough, this leads to the discovery of an unexpected fetish, an even more unexpected attraction and a healthy respect for oranime root.

Part Two of a quartet of stories, plus epilogue. Complete. AU, angst, suicide attempt, character death. Not cheery or fluffy. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are meant to be...aren't they? Then why, why, why does it never work out? Ever?

Part Three of a quartet of stories, plus epilogue. Complete. AU, angst, suicide attempt, character death. Not cheery or fluffy. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are meant to be...aren't they? Then why, why, why does it never work out? Ever?

Part Four of a quartet of stories, plus epilogue. Complete. AU, angst, suicide attempt, character death. Not cheery or fluffy. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are meant to be...aren't they? Then why, why, why does it never work out? Ever?

Harry is tired of being Draco's dirty little secret; but when he lets go, Draco finds that no Harry is no life at all.

The Magical Mystery Tour is the must-see show in Britain; but a new act throws the show into chaos, and when bad things start happening, it's up to Harry Potter and his sleuthing handbook to save the day.

It's always been James and Sirius, until it ... wasn't. Remus wants to take James' place.

Lucius Malfoy is a shattered man; Charlie Weasley faces the daunting task of making him whole again.

Harry's dreams have become nightmares, thanks to Tom Riddle. But maybe, just maybe, the nightmares aren't that bad.

Albus and Hugo inadvertently find a Christmas story they were never meant to see.

When Harry is encouraged to go on vacation, he chooses Amsterdam, a place designed to help people forget, but he doesn't expect to be the one forgotten.

Harry Potter may have given up on life, but Draco Malfoy is grabbing it by the throat - a most unlikely occurrence brings them together.

When Harry loses his ability to feel, Snape steps in to show him the error of his ways. AU, 6th year post-Sirius' death. Self-harm, non-con

Epilogue to a quartet of stories. Complete. AU, angst, suicide attempt, character death. Not cheery or fluffy. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are meant to be...aren't they? Then why, why, why does it never work out? Ever?

Part I of a quartet of stories, plus an epilogue. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are meant to be...aren't they? Then why, why, does it not seem to work? Non canon compliant. AU. Suicide attempt, character death. Not cheery, fluffy or cute.

What do you do when what you have taken for granted suddenly goes awry?