This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!

Hermione's having a baby. Join her through the trials and tribulations of pregnancy. Chapter 2 is up.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.

This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!

When Hermione buys Ron a gift he always dreamed of, she and him decide to go into business together. But will they be able to remain professional or will they mix business with pleasure? ch 10 up!

This is NOT a songfic. Basically it's a goodbye letter from Hermione. Rated R just to be safe.

This is an alldialogue fluffy oneshot about Ron and Hermione. Please review.

Hermione is just trying to find someone. So she dates...and dates...and dates some more. See what happens on her search for the perfect guy. And find out if what she was looking for was right under her nose the whole time. Chapter 2 up!

Draco and Hermione have to live together in a cabin for a month to get used to each other. Will they kill each other or will they become friends...or more? Ch. 3 up!

Hermione and Draco are studying on a hot day...or supposed to be. What happens when things get more complicated than either of them ever thought they would? Rated R for strong sexual themes.