As he looks down from Heaven, Tom thinks about what might have been, and wishes he could have been a part of what is.

Heath knows that he's got to prove himself as a Barkley if he's to be accepted by the family and the ranch hands. Turns out that their acceptance isn't all that forthcoming, and he pays a high price, but begins to understand what family is all about - that it's thicker even than blood. Revised due to reviewer input.

While listening to Councilman Bill Dexhart explain why money should be cut from the Parks and Recreation budget, Leslie envisions Pawnee as a setting for a fairytale. (inner-musings of Leslie Knope, not based on any particular episode)

Pigwidgeon has a crush on a certain owl, but are his affections returned?

Mrs. Norris is going about her normal routine, rousting children who should be tucked safely away in their dorm rooms, when she comes upon a rather strange couple. Crossed with The Muppet Show.