For thousands of years I lay dormant, slumbering beneath the ice. I paid my dues. I played my part. I fought. I lost. Now I rest. That was their promise to me. They lied. Now I'm awake again, trapped in a world I don't even recognize. This can't be real. This is a dream, right? Right! Because if it ain't? Then I'm far from home. Request Story. NarutoxPenny? Narutoxharem? Vote!

They say crime never pays. Really, sweetheart? Who says that? Crime always pays. Be it in Blood or Coin or Dust, crime ALWAYS pays. It pays even better when you have someone to watch your back. Or better yet, a partner. A young Roman Torcwhick strikes a bargain with a wayward ninja and Remnant will never be the same. NarutoxNeo? Narutoxharem? May be upgraded to M for...reasons.

Life's not fair, is it, my dear? You tried so hard, and for what? Nothing. In the end, it never really mattered. You were always destined to lose here. To die and be forgotten by some silly system. Such a tragedy. I hate tragedies. So let's flip that scrip. Embrace the madness. Time for some fun. Part of the "Not Going Home" series. Oneshot. NarutoxDimitrescu. NarutoxAlcina.

Armies march on their stomachs. Can the same not be said of Huntsmen and Huntresses? Everyone needs to eat eventually. What better way to win people over than with a piping hot meal? What? You can't solve problems with food? Who decided that? I decide such things! Come all ye hungry masses! We're open for business! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies!

For thousands of years I lay dormant. That was the sacrifice I made to seal the ten tails away; to save the world. Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong. I didn't expect to wake up at all...let alone into a far flung future. Now what's all this about dust and Relics and Grimm! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Revived by popular demand! May be upgraded to M later.

Why is that? Do we have to fight? I can be such a good friend! Well? Whaddya say? Lets be friends! Well? Whaddya say? No? Aww. Why not? A broken ninja finds himself dropped into a city roiling with conflict; a powder keg ready to explode at the slightest spark. Time to rise. NarutoxArcane. NarutoxJinx? Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. My first League of Legends story. Have mercy!

Fate is a strange thing; destiny stranger still. Who can say where one's path might lead? Cast adrift from one world unto another, a wayward blond finds himself stranded in the wild land of Teyvat with no way home. A land of seven nations, seven elements, and seven gods. One of which just made him their successor...much to his chagrin! Narutoxharem. First Genshin Impact Story!

We all pretend sometimes. Each and every one of us. You, me, everyone. Rich and tall. Poor and small. But that's alright, you know? Way I see, pretending helps us get through our lives. Pretending to laugh. Pretending to smile. Pretending to be sane when you've long since lost your mind. I was always good at pretending...until I met her. NarutoxMorgan. Technical Narutoxharem.

Have you ever dreamed before, dear reader? Of course you have. We all do. Dreams are the stuff of life; they sustain us, haunt us, embolden us. I thought this was just that; a bad dream, some foul nightmare I'd wake from with the rising sun. It was not. I almost wish it was. In short? I died. Again. And again...! Bloodborne! Self Insert! Reviews are welcome! Pairing undecided.

Time's a strange thing in Teyvat. Least of all for a wandering demigod that felt out of his world. Y'see, when a man wanders the world of Teyvat...sooner or later, for better or worse. He becomes a father. Then a grandfather. Followed by a great-great-GREAT grandfather. To how many, you ask? Heh. How many indeed...NarutoxHarem.

Death is the ultimate end for all living beings. We live, we prosper, we die. Such is the cycle of life...or so it should be. But sometimes death is not the end. Some of us, be it through choice or a curse, carry burdens that transcend the cycle itself. Some of us are just too stubborn to die. Some...have to learn their lesson the hard way. Narutoxharem? NarutoxCinder? Spoilers!

Cinder Fall seldom experienced the bitter sting of guilt, let alone remorse. She knew what she was, and cared not a fig for what others might think of her. She took what she wanted, when she wanted it, where she wanted it; until that night. Surprises aside, how hard can the life of a single parent possibly be? Surely it can't be that difficult, right? RIGHT? Eventual Narutoxharem.

In Remnant, only the strong survive. The weak don't last. That's what she told me. You're either a Predator...or Prey. Prey doesn't last long. The Gods Must Be Crazy sending a kid to an awful place like this. Might as well make a few friends while I can. They say there's strength in numbers an' all. What could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem. Request story. Chaos abounds!

Can anyone see this? Its happened again! Site's gone bonkers, chapters are glitched, reviews aren't appearing for stories -but are still seen in our inboxes- and alerts appear to be messed up as well or horribly delayed. Can't update properly until this is fixed. Spread the word and we'll get this remedied, just as before. Won't be able to update Archon until then, sorry.

Can anyone see this? Seems its that time again! Lets get the word out! As of twelve hours ago, the site's gone bonkers, chapters are glitched, reviews aren't appearing for stories -but are still seen in our inboxes- and alerts appear to be messed up as well or horribly delayed. Can't update proper until this is fixed. Spread the word and we'll get this remedied, just as before.

We're not about to let a little thing like death put us down, are we, Sasuke? No? That's what I thought. We'll come back even stronger. You'll see! I'm still here. No! WE are still here! Two powerful souls reincarnate into Remnant with their memories and power intact. Nothing will be forgotten. Everything will be remembered. And the world will tremble. Narutoxharem. Sasukexharem.

Home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people and things we choose to surround ourselves with. I chose to stay hidden, to surround myself with knowledge in the hopes that it could get me home. I chose restraint; because I was afraid of breaking this world, its people, everything. Where did that get me? Nowhere. Time for a change. Narutoxharem. My final Arcane story.

You are a Nikos, Pyrrha. You will not fail. You will not falter. Father drilled those words into her. And she obeyed. Until that day. Freed from a bitter destiny by a grand stroke of luck, the Invincible Girl meets her match. Together, they'll be one helluva team. All the world will tremble before them. Holiday request story. NarutoxPyrrha. Possibly Narutoxharem depending on votes.

Life is an explosion. I once heard a madman say that.Oddly enough, those words stuck with me. Maybe he was onto something. Life is short and sharp and sweet, just like an explosion. Live life, make your mark, enjoy it while you can. But what happens when a man lives longer than he should? Why, he opens a dust shop! Oughta be fun. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies! Narutoxharem.

They say history is written by the victors. But is it really? In my experience, victory comes to both courageous and coward alike. Mine cost me my dignity. My pride. My world. The next one might cost me more still. That's alright. I'll be the sacrifice. Let me atone for my failures. Let me fight. Let me help. Please. Its the least I can do for those girls. Narutoxharem? Vote!