Barty Crouch really should have thought harder about Confunding an powerful magical object. In a fitting lack of logic the wizarding world doesn't even bother to explain, the four Champions end up married forever and have to learn how to deal with their situation, and each other.
Dealing with Harry Potter was always guaranteed to leave Nick Fury with a headache and a worldwide crisis to deal with. Future HP/SR Slash
...except Harry Potter who can barely think at all. In which there is actual romantic potato Harry Potter and his recently founded harem of girls. Harem crack-fic.
Slytherin!Harry, disenchanted with the Light by the end of his first year, joins Lord Voldemort. Now it is finally time for the secrets he has kept hidden from everyone to come into the open. The Second Blood War is starting, and Harry is right in the middle. AU Sixth Year fic. HP/TMR
Harry smokes. Why? ONESHOT
After the defeat of Voldemort in his fifth year, Harry is left without direction in his life. Maybe a resorting is exactly the thing he needs. Then again, maybe not. Future HP/DM slash