Harald Sigurdsson (Old Norse: Haraldr Sigurðarson; c. 1015 – 25 September 1066), given the epithet Hardrada (harðráði, roughly translated as "stern counsel" or "hard ruler") in the sagas, was King of Norway (as Harald III) from 1046 to 1066, In the mind of Stannis.

Me in Tyrion's mind. A brutal and wicked tale. Mind your stomachs.

The effects of Voldemort's actions would have been very different had he acted to a real person with a true depth of emotions as he did to J.K.Rowling's characters.

An drug addict ends up in the body of a Harry Potter character, just before the first day at Hogwarts. Blood, guts, comedy, and amoral behavior abounds.

An altered and extended version of Play To Your Best Card. A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Satanism, brainwashing, and, some serious psychopathic behavior too.

Imagine a crazy American stoner in the body of a spoiled rich little UK arse named Malfoy with reality altering powers. Add drugs, alcohol, and, absent moral fiber. Ready, Set, Action!

A fast-paced action/adventure through the galaxy in a way that you have never seen before. Starts post-Episode-III.

How an American pimp conquered the Wizarding world... One trick at a time.

Genghis Khal is known as the greatest and fiercest conquerer of all time. In the span of a single lifetime, he transformed the shape of the world. He took his people from savage and tribal living of nomadic subsistence and forged them into the masters of the world. His enemies drowned in blood. His people ride from one side of the word to the other.

Voldemort feels regret in that train station and passes on to the next great adventure. You guys should beware the madness and brutality of mixing Voldemort and medieval muggles who are, truly, filth. Sadistic brain candy.

Plots that I don't have the time to turn into their own fanfics. HP and other Fandoms. They are up for adoption. Just PM me so I can read any story based on my ideas. Pretty twisted stuff comes out of my mind, so beware...

A Hutt's POV in a very humorous way. Blood, Guts, Eating Jedi... You know how I roll. Short chapters and slow updates, I got other shit to do then type all day. If someone wants to ghost-write my plot... please PM me. I want to read awesomeness, rather than waste all day writing it. Hard M for Hutt behaviour.