There's a pair at 221 b Baker Street. And they're making bets on the residents? *occness warning*

Molly's The Doctor's sister. He, in his 9th regeneration, is visiting her at the lab when Sherlock swoops in and demands Molly's help, insulting her multiple times along. As The Doctor listens to him, his temper is unleashed. Sherlock is in for something else this time. Can Molly keep her brother from killing Sherlock long enough to tell him the good news? *occness warning*

Lord Voldemort has a question and he thinks the new recruit is the best one to answer it.

What if Harry actually had remedial potions classes with Snape, cause he actually cared about his grades? And what if they were both deaged and had to grow up for a second time together?

My best friends turn out to be my brothers. My brothers live across the sea from me. And, hmm what else? OH YAH! I'm a WITCH! Well my life just got a lot more complicated.

What I thought was said between Spanky and Gurken in the library scene. Set in he library, right before Sydney tries to apologize to Lenny.