All Naruto wants is a friend. He finds a kitten in the forest while crying alone.

Upon reaching Steampunk Island, the home of the submarine's creator, the Heart pirates decide to get their vessel upgraded. However with the inventor announced dead, they are directed to his clumsy, arrogant daughter, Professor Emmeline Wakechild. With status and secrets being the norm on Steampunk, Law must protect his crew, while getting them the results that what they want.

Sasori and Kakuzu are issued the most traumatic and intense mission of their lives...giving the youngest trio of Akatsuki members the dreaded 'Talk'. And they take their mission details very seriously. (Rated T for swearing, but there is nothing dirty in here, I avoided all that stuff.)

When hit by a mysterious jutsu, Deidara, Hidan and Itachi begin to lose their memories reverting back to their childlike states. It's up to their partners Sasori, Kakuzu, Kisame and the rest of the Akatsuki to find the perpetrators and reverse the effects of the jutsu before they lose their comrades forever. Originally written by Rose of Doom. Rated T for language and violence.

Originally supposed to be my contribution for SasoDei month, this is now just a collection of one-shots and other short stories about our favourite Akatsuki artists. Can be about anything, set anywhere, at anytime. Rated T for some language, violence and anything else that requires a rating.