When the Sound Four leave to take Uchiha Sasuke from Konoha they take the wrong barrel. Saki barrels do look a lot like the barrel they were told to take, so accidentally ending up with a drunken Uchiha totally isn't their fault, right?

Uzumaki Kushina made one Jutsu other than the Chakra Chains before she died, but it was strange, no matter who was asked almost no one in Konoha was willing to speak about the 'Vanish the Clothing Jutsu' or the market incident in the years following the invasion of Uzushiogakure.

It took Lizzy a while to remember, but when she finally did she just wished she could just forget again. Partner story to The Gears of Midford.

Fifty years after Ciel and Sebastian left the Phantomhive manor, they return. When they return they are greeted with a few surprises.

When William made Grell leave without her makeup on she knew she had a problem, luckily a certain blond Trancy has plenty of makeup to spare.

When Kakashi crosses a line he didn't even know existed Obito takes it poorly. Very poorly. The two end up in a fight and Obito is so furious he wins, Team Minato is stunned. OneShot.

It was April first. Naturally, the Marauders prepared a prank, though this one was longer-lasting than most. Dolores Umbridge was not prepared for the Sorting Hat to hit on her.

When Kakuzu makes a mistake and offends a strange redhead, later revealed to be an Uzumaki, the Akatsuki is left with a strange threat. "Mark my words, Akatsuki, you will all pay for this mistake." Now Akatsuki is lost in another world and trying to figure out what this thing people keep calling High School is. Parody fic!

In which Light remembered Ryuk's apple addiction and took advantage of it.

During an attack on his seventh birthday, Naruto meets Kurama. The seven year old, after learning that the fox was sealed into two Uzumaki other than him, promptly decides the Kyūbi is the best heirloom a boy could ask for.

When Minato was injured and ended up in the hospital he knew he'd need someone to keep training his Genin team. He later learns that his girlfriend Kushina may not be the best teacher. Oneshot.

When Kakashi gets to the training ground before Sasuke for their team meeting Team Seven knows something's wrong. Team Seven sets out to search Konoha for their missing Uchiha and find him passed out and sick. Naturally, they try to wake him up.

The thoughts that went through Deidara's head when he found out that Sasori was dead. One shot.