Don't ever go in the Jaeger house. The Jaeger house is an old mansion. A cursed old mansion. That's what every kid in the village knows. But of course, Levi had to go there. And now, because he's stubborn like that, he has to live with some kind of numerical curse. And a crazy kid who seems to be tempted between killing or kissing him. He should have listened to those fairy tales.
Sawada Tsunayoshi wasn't a genius. Then, how did he end as a famous writer? And why do strange things happen whenever someone tries to seduce him? Drabble-like story.
Harry Potter is something akin to the materialisation of every legend that we could have heard in those last centuries and way more. Yet, I'm trying to relate what really happened during (as everyone likes to phrase it) "Humanity's counterattack". Rewrite of "Seducing Fleas: The Draft"
See, that's what sucked with being crushed to death by a Skrewt. That thing hadn't been bred by a specialist (sorry about that, Hagrid) and its 'parents' had been a Manticore and a Fire Crab. But the thing's that it had a little trick that none had expected. Creating some kind of transdismensional rift in its stomach when it's dying. Yeah, no one had expected that. Slash.
First rule of cohabitation : We DO NOT talk about the flamingos. Even more when they are covered in glitter. Second rule of cohabitation : If you get your flatmate stuck in an elevator, you have the obligation to make him a turkey sandwich. Third rule of cohabitation : Your flatmate is famous? Don't let it go to his head and purge it with vodka.
When Levi accepted the job of mangaka assistant, he had never thought that it implied to be the babysitter of an high schooler looking man. And that said man had the weirdest habit of all the existing habits. Whatever, he's getting paid and the brat is actually pretty cute.
Kaeru, the Toad masked ninja was a strange shinobi. He appeared from nowhere and adopted right away the jinchūriki Naruto. Riled up Uchiha Itachi, the famous ice king, and perverted Hatake Kakashi. Fought like an enraged beast and had a heartwarming smile. Kaeru knew too much. And... He was something out of time and space. TIME-TRAVEL and some mindless slash. Or not.
A week. It was supposed to be a week where they would just have to give some conference. Nothing really bothersome. However, they hadn't expected on having to spend the whole week together.
This was a dream. Or a nightmare. Everything except reality because... it simply couldn't be real. Hakutaku was about to have a seizure and that triple damned Ghibli freak was (as always) the culprit. And here he was, that annoying demon, looking as coolheaded as ever. "What am I? A schoolgirl with a crush?" Rated T and maybe a little up.
When one is graced with a long life, the boredom seems pretty inevitable. As such, Hakutaku is ready to do anything. Even visiting a dying kid in the human world.
"Heichou, Heichou," he muttered under his breath. "What the hell does that even mean? Why are you always calling me that? And how the hell do you know my name when I don't even know yours?" "Like I thought," the teen said softly as he walked towards the adult. "You really don't remember me..."