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The Carnivorous Muffin

  • When Harry Met Tom

    When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry

  • Morilden

    A little mermaid, dreaming of a world above the surface which reflects the hope she has in mankind, once meets a little prince dreaming of kingship, honor, and glory. However, like the sun glimmering on the surface of the sea, sometimes dreams, while beautiful, cannot be held in one's hands. Spin off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" Little Mermaid style.

  • October

    It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

  • The Seventh Seal

    Bella Swan's gift turned out to be a little bit more than a shield and a little more aware than it should be. When Bella Swan is murdered, it finds itself back in time to 2005 and the day Bella Swan arrives in Forks. With far too much power available but little awareness of human culture, Bella Swan's gift embarks on a risky plan to turn Bella into a vampire, have her not fall in

  • The Less Than Immaculate Conception

    Bella Swan, early in her sojourn with the mole people, chooses the wrong door. Now she's pregnant, Carlisle's sleeping with the wrong Volturi, and Aro's plan is falling to pieces. Spin off of "Painting Red Madonnas" and cowritten by Vinelle.

  • Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

    As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

  • A Girl's Best Friend, Love and Lobsters

    One icy morning in January, Carlisle has an unusual patient. He then faces a series of increasingly bizarre accidents that aren't accidents, a mystery that none of his family seems inclined to pay much attention to, and close encounters of the third kind.

  • Painting Red Madonnas

    A Bella who has never had a run in with vampires, misses registration while studying abroad and signs up for an art course in the nearby city of Volterra. Only, it's not an introductory course, she's somehow the only student, and she has zero talent. Aro's centuries old plan to get Marcus a hobby and a life finally comes to fruition in the strangest of ways.

  • Tequila Sunrise

    In the fall of 1992, Ginny Weasley stepped on the train to Hogwarts with a brand new diary in hand eager to meet her personal hero, Ellie Potter. Only, nothing quite works out the way she thought it would. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

  • The Tragic Tale of Owo Rabbitson

    Lily, after a mysterious run in during the middle of the night, is forced to introduce yet another Albanian refugee at breakfast. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

  • The List

    Behind the scenes of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus", Lily and Wizard Lenin find a list written by The Carnivorous Muffin. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

  • We're All Tom Riddle Here

    Tom Riddle, after the events of "The Unwinding Golden Thread", finds himself in an empty barren world which consists only of Tom Riddles. Crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus", "The Unwinding Golden Thread", "October", "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and others

  • There's Got to be a Morning After

    In which, in a moment of blind panic, Lily remembers that she got drunk and had sex with somebody but the question is if it was Draco Malfoy or someone more appealing. Sequel to "The Night Before the Morning After"

  • The Next Adventure

    At the end of "The Unwinding Golden Thread", Tom Riddle has a reunion with what he assumes is an old friend. Non-canon sequel to "The Unwinding Golden Thread" and prequel to "October"

  • We'll Shine

    After a thousand years and the end of the world, Death steps off the train and into a Hogwarts that isn't Hogwarts at all. One that already has another Death inside it. Sequel of sorts to "My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life" and crossover with "October"

  • Now and Then, Here and There

    At the end of Harry Potter's second year the horcrux of Tom Riddle stored in a diary learns that the world he encompasses is quite small and that real magic is far more powerful and in some ways more terrifying than any dark arts could be. In the eye that is the universe magical Britain is no more than a single photon. fem!Harry, master of death!Harry

  • The Brave New World

    Sayu briefly reflects on her opinions of Kira and the way the world chooses to spin. Post-series.

  • A Short Tawdry Affair

    Bella finds eternity to be longer than either she or Edward had ever expected, in the face of forever all possibilities are more than possible.

  • The Beauty Is

    Kyoko does not quite know what she is getting into when she marries Kyoya Otori but she must live with her actions all the same.

  • The Sheep's Polished Shoes

    Dutch considers Rock and the various impressions people have about him.