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  • The Day She Walked In

    George is having trouble getting over the guilt of Fred's death. He goes through the paces, but doesn't really live. What happens when an ethereal beauty walk's into his shop and starts his life again? Minor DH spoilers. Complete!

  • Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord

    Harry and Hermione have a chat in the common room about how Harry thinks Voldemort is a bad Dark Lord. Why does he think that? Well, you have to read to find out! No Pairings! One-shot! Complete!

  • Pity the Living

    "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love." – Albus Dumbledore. The heavens wept with him until he no longer could. Post OotP. Angsty piece. One-shot. Complete.

  • Friends?

    'The first time I met my best friend, I learned I could unequivocally hate someone, and that yes, the carpets do match the drapes.' A tale of friendship, and maybe love, between two unlikely people. Warnings: OC-centric, adult language, mentioned same sex pairings, slow updates, and lots of sexual innuendo.

  • A Canadian Interloper

    Anna Hall, Canadian, is about to have an interesting year. With her friends by her side, she can do anything. But anything can change in a year. ASP/OC OC-centric! Complete! This is honestly pretty bad and I keep up on here for sentimentality only.

  • Draco's Shower Surprise

    Draco was pretty sure his shower was hitting on him. Based on the joke: "Every time I get naked in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on." Rated T for Sexual Innuendo.

  • A Not So Normal Fifth Year

    Rewrite of A Canadian Interloper! WIP! Anna Hall is back for her fifth year with her two best friends, Lily and Louis. However, this year will be different from the rest with new relationships, out of control hormones and Smith dogging their footsteps. Just how will their year turn out? Warnings: Various OC's, teen language and fluff! ASP/OC

  • My Name is Harry, Not Harold!

    "After everything I've done, I think I'll most likely die from boredom." How Harry Potter died and what exactly happened after. (Featuring Paranormal Investigators)

  • Not So Normal One-Shots

    A series of one-shots dealing with the Not So Normal Universe (See "Starting Something Not So Normal" for more). In no particular order! Please read and review!

  • Yuuma's Adventures with Josh the Sidekick

    Yuuma and Josh are just two high school students from a small town in Canada, but the unlikely happens when they are offered scholarships to Ouran Academy. However, nothing is like they had expected! They'd wondered why Ouran sounded familiar... and now what will they do about the Host Club? OC-Insert! Rated T for language! Slow paced! ON HIATUS!

  • Divination Dream Diaries

    Harry and Ron have to fill out diaries of their dreams for Divination, but knowing that their Professor likes to proclaim their deaths they decide to have a little fun with the assignment. What will they write? Well, you'll have to read to find out! No pairings! Rated T for language. Warnings: Crackish and Sexual Humour.

  • Potter: The Best Dark Lord In History

    Harry thought he couldn't be a Dark Lord, but Hermione had a way to change that. Watch as the two travel through time to help Harry become the best unknown Dark Lord ever. Sequel (kind of) and spin-off from "Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord". No Pairings! One-shot. Complete!

  • Scars

    What do you see in your scars? A tragedy, a fight, a drunken night. See the opinions of Harry Potter's crew. Oneshot/Drabble.

  • What Could've Happened

    The Goblet of Fire with a twist! This is what happens when you trust people like Ludo Bagman and Cornelius Fudge to make a deadly tournament. While Harry Bloody Potter does the exact opposite of what everyone expects while having fun and being absolutely insane! One-shot! Complete!

  • A Day In Diagon Alley

    One-shot off "A Canadian Interloper" that takes place on Anna's first time in Diagon Alley. Led by the stern witch, Minerva McGonagall, and an interesting meeting with Mr. Olivander; Anna manages to get everything she needs to start the year off right. Complete!