"I was trying to save the world, not ruin it," Sirius said with a bitter laugh, then noticing his bound wrists he raised his eyebrows at her, "I'm not really into bondage, sweetheart." "And I'm not into chauvinistic time-traveling teenagers," Hermione snapped, "Do you have any idea what you've done?"

When eighteen-year-old Draco Malfoy finds himself back at Hogwarts on the eve of Voldemort's infamous return, he is confronted with the most difficult decision he's ever had to make: Fight for a cause he no longer believes in, or do the unthinkable and ally himself with Potter's lot... [Warning: Slowest burn EVER]

It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**

::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.

Companion one-shot to 169. Remus and Sirius would argue about whose fault it was for the rest of their lives. Hagrid just wanted to talk about hedgehogs.

A tiny look into one evening in the AU future after the events of 169.

Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169

A tale of marauderly mischief that includes the following: Amateur animagi, death eating, ridiculous teenage reasoning, romance, a plotting mother, scones, attempted murder, muggle records and tea. Not necessarily in that order.