*Based on a Skype RPG* - You watch the anime? You like the anime? You want some merchandise from the anime? Sounds easy, right? Apparently not if it involves said merchandise coming to life, attempting to kill or maim you and potentially making your life harder than it already is. But hey, at least you got what you paid for, right? Right? - Rated T for potential future language.

People far and wide know the great man that is Duke Nukem. After all, he DID save the Earth. Many times in fact! And yet, nobody really knows just WHO or WHERE this mysterious badass came from? Suspicious! But is it really something the people want to know? Shall we find out? Who knows?

It was such a simple statement. Blunt and straight to the point. However, for Nonon Jakuzure, it was also confusing.