RANDOMNESS AHEAD! Ron spots Voldemort, and goes insane over it. Many stupid things happen.

It had happened again. He kept having these strange dreams at night - faces he thought he would never have to see again, taunting him as he tried to escape, trapped in his own mind. It was always the same faces.

My Immortal from Voldemort's point of view.

It was just a normal day for Solo, Rocket and Groot. Pick up some a-hole, sell him to whoever wanted him, and all would be well. But then some green chick attacked them, they ended up in jail, and now they're trying to stop an insane fanatic from destroying the Galaxy. And all because of a freakin' orb.

IS CURRENTLY BEING COMPLETELY REWRITTEN. Lydia Potter is a strange little girl, fascinated with the Dark Arts. Her parents ignore her because her brother, bullying Harry, is the supposed 'Chosen One'. Voldemort kidnaps her for ransom, but when he realizes how similar they are, he raises the magically gifted Lydia as his daughter, and as the weapon of the Dark Side.

Sparrow and Thrush Greene are fourteen-year-old twins from District 11, and are inseparable. After the Dark Days, a new event was imposed - The Hunger Games, in which 2 children from each District are forced to fight to the death. What will Sparrow and Thrush do when they are both chosen as the District 11 tributes? Will they fight together or apart?

Crystal Shard is an anxiety-suffering and lonely pony from Fillydelphia who comes to Ponyville to make some friends. When she saves a pegasus named Fluttershy from an avalanche, it's revealed that she's much more than a coward-she's the long-lost Element of Harmony, the Element of Bravery. Eventual RD/OC, might be some Fluttercord in there as well. Con-Crit is welcome!

AU fic. Petunia Dursley gets the shock of her life when she discovers that her daughter is a witch. When Dana is enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she thinks that her new life will be full of greatness. However, when the threat of the Chamber of Secrets looms over the school and endangers Muggle-Borns like her, how will Dana survive?

Amber Sparkles Indigo Moonlight Jones, the perfect gorgeous powerful Mary-Sue, has started at Hogwarts. Everybody loves her - except for Megan, a Slytherin girl who is the only sane one there. But Amber can't allow that! Everybody at Hogwarts has to love her, or suffer the consequences!

When a teen with amnesia shows up on the doorstep of 31 Spooner Street, claiming to know Meg, she ends up dropping a bombshell that could change Meg's life forever. It's time to say goodbye to Meg Griffin, black sheep and punching bag. Say hello to Megan Thompson! Rated M because I swear a lot, also for violence in later chapters.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and her friends, Vampire Potter and Draco Malfoy, are shocked with the preppiness of the song 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams. They decide to write their own goffik version of it. Rated T for occasional swearing, OOCness, and general stupidity.

This is a completely unedited version of the infamous "Worst Fanfic Ever", Tara Gilesbie's 'My Immortal', with commentary from me! Warning: You may either die laughing from the sheer awfulness, have your IQ significantly lowered, or have your brain melt and eyeballs bleed.

I've always lived in Bella's shadow. She was always the favorite, the one everybody preferred. Even the guy I loved fell in love with Bella. I can't help but hate her. And if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be the monster I am today... (contains Bella and Edward bashing, don't read if you like them)