The one where Hermione and Pansy go back in time and defeat Voldemort to prevent the collapse of the wizarding world with strategic assassinations, an extremely thorough murder board, boring stakeouts, underhanded tactics, and a healthy amount of snark. [FULL SUMMARY INSIDE]

"Don't be frightened. There's a new life for you here. We'll help you." They say nothing for a long while, disoriented. Then it's simple, for the instinctual response to override all the strange things and let words fall on the familiar. OR Harry and Hermione can only see each other once a year on Halloween, the only day creatures are allowed to enter the human world. COMPLETE

High society never did favor the boldly bright. They preferred their men poised with power; their ladies beautiful and haughtily docile. It's the unattainable lifestyle, one that you were either born or married into. It's all what Petunia Evans of dirty, industrial Cokeworth ever wanted. COMPLETE

It was like being dragged down toward the ocean floor as the current tugged with a harshness that held an intent to destroy; it was everything, and no one else mattered. COMPLETE

The corners of her round eyes were crinkled as she grinned widely at the scene, and with her bun having been loosened over the course of the day, escaped strands floating to frame her head, Hermione thought she looked almost…ethereal. In which love can be found aboard the International Space Station.

"No, listen. It's not out of the realm of sanity, it's perfect. I mean, we're both looking to escape—at least for awhile, right? Why not do it together?"