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  • What's Truly Pathetic

    "At the end of the day you're still just some dumb girl willing to cry her eyes out over a boy who'll never be worthy of her." Of all the titles in the world, Hermione Granger never considered 'pathetic' to be one that suited her, until...

  • The Teacup Prophecies

    "All I meant was, say we did meet, and we were just friendly, d'you reckon my Dad 'd actually be mad?" First year fluff. If you love Mary-Sues, you'll hate this. SM/RW, but it's not the focus of the story, 'specially not in first year, you silly thing.

  • Pumpkin Pie

    "Rosie, Uncle Harry mentioned that that Scorpius boy..." Oh Merlin, not this again. It's like I'm lying to him, except I'm angry at him for not already knowing. My knife clinks into the plate. This time I've pressed down too hard. Not SM/RW. Fluff-ish.

  • Some Firstie

    "You know that feeling, when you've got this brilliant idea for your school project, and then everyone has the same one? And you find out that day? It was sort of like that. Sort of." Scorpius presents an essay about his hero. Fluff. Hufflepuff Scorpius.

  • Rowboat

    Two people meet by a lake. One of them is pretending to be somebody else. "Why is it that you always do everything everyone asks you?" "They ask me to." "So? You don't owe them anything." "Yes, I do."

  • Shards of Heart

    Series of SM/RW drabbles and shorts, inspired by prompts. "Dear Rose, I'm in the forbidden forest. I know you don't like spiders, so please don't come look for me. Just go about your normal business."

  • Founders

    "Usually, when they visit, we play the same game. Founders. Hugo doesn't like playing Founders because he's always Hufflepuff." Pure Fluff. Little one shot about a game Lily, Hugo, Lorcan, and Lysander play. Tiniest bit of LP/LS.

  • Sugarquills and Chivalry

    "Now, Justin would never call it an addiction, per say. But Ernie would." Sweet little one-shot. Pure fluff. 'Cause we all know badgers are the cutest

  • When They Ask

    The story of the Slytherin's in their seventh year. When they ask what a mudblood is, you tell them. Animal. Monster. Theif. Filthy. Tainted. Waste. Savage.

  • Hugo's Howler

    Hugo's not like normal kids. When he gets howlers at breakfast, he never tries to run off with them, or throw them in a fire. He opens them with a grin on his face.

  • Blondie and the Freckled Toad

    "Funny, I seem to recall you pulling my hair, snow-face!" "I thought it was fire, rose-bud! I was trying to put it out!" One of the things I really hate about him is how quick he is. Rose/Scorpius second year fluff. :D

  • Murderous Trifle

    "Dear Mum, I don't like the other kids. All the smart ones are snobby and all the nice ones are foolish, and it leaves very few worth speaking to." Blaise Zabini has decided he hates everyone at school, until he meets a crying Hufflepuff. Fluff.

  • Damn Near Impossible

    Draco tries to win Hermione Granger's heart... but it ends up being kinda hard. And he was like, "Take that back!" And I'm kind of a badass, so I was like, "Make me!"And he was running out of ideas, so he was like, "Go snog a Mudblood!" Narrated by Draco.

  • Green Grass & Hippogriffs

    "'Well, yeah. I just figured—because you're dating Jamie Finnegan and all—that you'd know what to do,' Rose explained, wondering how red she was." A happy, fluffy little next-gen one-shot. It's rated T, but it's sort of K , or T-.

  • Hatred, Statistics, and Other Rubbish

    "Dean almost wanted to laugh. Of course Seamus would tell him something important near a lake, he was so melodramatic like that." A fluffy but thoughtful one-shot about Dean and Seamus.

  • Hey, Lily?

    "Well what happens if I /am/ in Hufflepuff?" "You won't be, you're far too lazy." Spiffingly fluffy one-shot.

  • Provocation

    Scorpius tries to explain to Rose why it's not acceptable for a Malfoy to skip class. Fluffiest angst there ever was.

  • Patchwork Linoleum

    A collection of drabbles about various characters fitting random prompts. Expect random and familiar pairings, fluff, and sprinkle of sadness here and there.

  • Ten Things Parvati Doesn't Need to Know

    "I've agreed with Parvati that there should be no secrets between us, now that we're engaged. Except, everyone needs their secrets, right?" A list of Dean's ten secrets. A one-shot containing pygmy puffs and comic books.

  • Pillow Forts in Ruin

    James loves his little sister Lily, and he knows she loves him, too, so why does he always find himself asking, "Why Albus?" A sorta sad, sorta fluffy one-shot who's summery does it little justice.