Miles finds Scorponok in his backyard, and being the weirdo he is, tries to adopt the huge metal scorpion. Needless to say, Scorponok likes the attention and plays pet. Sam finds out and chaos ensues.

"Hermione, We're going to die!" "Oh, stuff it. This is your fault anyway." In which Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Avengers Universe and get themselves tangled a bit too deeply in affairs not their own.