"Somehow," says James May, "I just know that this is your fault Clarkson." "Oh come on!" Jeremy protests, "I mean, even if I knew how, why the hell would I transform myself into an orang-utan?" In which Clarkson is unrepentant, May is sceptical, and Hammond is excited. Or where they all get turned into animals.

...in which nothing happened and nobody tried to kill him.

The Wizarding edition. Fred and George are about to unleash hell upon the unsuspecting Wizarding world! Hermione really should have known better then to let them watch Muggle T.V. Now, all they need to do is work out how to convince people to join up...

Lily Evans has had enough of James Potter stalking her.Fortunately she has a plan. A very evil plan. All she needs is a victim. And she never did repay Sev for calling her a mudblood… one sided James/Severus but not really.