"You know she treats you like dirt, right?" Bianca/Wilshire. Chapter four is now up!

Realizing it's already been ten whole years of kidnapping forces Roxanne Ritchi to react. Yet another take on Metro Man never faking his own death. AU set around three years after the film.

It's New Year's Eve, and Shego's convinced that 2008 is going to be a lousy year. Drakken/Shego.

Harry, Ron and Hermione discuss Freud, Umbridge, Malfoyism and Ronaldism. Just wanted to write a story consisting mostly of pointless banter— pretentious babble— uhm, I mean "intelligent discussion". Order of the Phoenix; set during chapter 15, The Hogwarts High Inquisitor.

It seemed even Aunt Petunia couldn't justify yelling at Harry for, say, dirtying Dudley's fists with his blood. Post-Philosopher's Stone AU. Not as dark as it might sound; not any darker than the HP books, in fact.

In which a hurt Hermione confronts Ron, trying to find out why he's suddenly giving her the cold shoulder after she'd invited him to Slughorn's Christmas party and he'd seemed to accept. Just because I wondered why she didn't. Half-Blood Prince what-if.

Even Ron didn't seem to smile anymore. Deathly Hallows. Response to the recent terrorist attacks here in Norway.

Petunia Evans was playing with her food…and then she was playing with fire. Petunia, Lily and Snape. Pre-Philosopher's Stone AU.