A sonnet proposing an unlikely union.

Marauders. What exactly was Sirius thinking when he sent Snape to the Shrieking Shack? And was he ever punished? WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager. So I reckon he was.

Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.

In response to two challenges over on P&S. In the summer before fourth year, the Dursleys force Harry to live as a house-elf, ultimately destroying all his possessions in a huge bonfire. Hedwig, badly burnt, escapes and gets help . . . but from whom?

After the Dursleys' deaths - yeah, I cried, too - Snape unwillingly becomes seven-year-old Harry's guardian. How long will it take for him to give his archenemy's son a chance? WARNING: Contains the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a child.

Written for the "Laughing Together" challenge on P&S. What do Snape, Harry, and Ron find so funny in that ubiquitous behind-the-scenes Great Hall photo? And whatever happened to Colin Creevey? Set in fanon/movieverse. Oneshot.

After DH, Harry is haunted. Literally. While awaiting resolution of an afterlife . . . clerical error, Snape mentors Harry as he aids the Reconstruction. The two that never understood each other in life now find death more conducive to communication.

Snape, not Umbridge, is the one to discover the secret DA meetings in OotP. Using one of Aesop's fables, he gives Harry some timeless advice about the great game of life. Written for the "Aesop's Fable" and "Dumbledore's Army" challenges on P&S. Oneshot.

The twins wanted five-year-old Ron to take the Unbreakable Vow, but Mr. Weasley caught them in time. "He went mental. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since." WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of children.