All right, so we've all heard the story: A New Who fan gets dropped into 9, 10, or 11's TARDIS, and everything's all "Woohoo, this is my dream life!". But what happens if the New Who fan doesn't get dropped exactly where she expects? What if she's in a situation where she has no idea at all about what's going to happen? Expect sarcasm and bad jokes.

A fan makes a deal with Bill Cipher to go to the universe of her favorite show. There is no way this can go wrong, right? Penelope Williams finds that it definitely can, as she gets dragged unwillingly into in a complicated plot involving a prophecy and everyone's favorite demon triangle. WUXVW QR RQH, EHZDUH WKH VKDGRZHBH.