Life is boring for young Harry Potter, but then his family get stalked by a large hairy postman determined to give him a letter and his world changes. (Crackfic, swearing stupidity and I am so sorry).

After a decision to have a normal school year the world seems different to one Harry Potter. Join Harry as he attempts to endure all the ridiculousness the magical world has to throw at him. Strong language lots of violence and references rated S for Stupid.