There's a castle, a key, and a treasure. A world where a few things need redefining. And Andrea, who's just another Muggle-born in a generation one step from lost. Somehow this world is a strange reflection of the one she left behind. (Post-HP, written because I was curious about the effects of war on the next generation. Lots of familiar faces as the story progresses.)

They say that The Boy Who Lived has power the Dark Lord knows not. Problem is, Sherlock doesn't know what that power is, or how to use it. As usual, Mycroft isn't helping.

Multishots from Don't Starve/Don't Starve together. Chapter one: Winona doesn't like Wendy.

In the Wizarding World, John goes by another name. So does Sherlock. Neither of them talk about it.

The last thing Draco wanted was for Harry Potter to show up to his trial.

There are worse things than being a werewolf. Sirius is fairly certain that being a Black is one of them. Marauder AU

Life has a way of shattering and rearranging into strange patterns. Tom is fascinated, if he were to tell the truth. Not that he plans to.

Legolas Greenleaf, last of the Elves of Middle-Earth, has been hired by L'Oreal to model their hair-care products. But wait...who else has been hired?

In which Sherlock is even more of an apparition than usual.

Harry finds himself in the care of a certain army doctor and consulting detective after a rather one-sided fight with Dudley's gang. It's not like he could save himself; performing magic in front of Muggles is out of the question. Unfortunately, there's a horde of soul-sucking fiends on the loose that doesn't have much respect for the Statute of Secrecy.

In her spare time, Sally likes to carve wood. I carve too. There are no scars, only patterns. (Rather dark, but nothing sexual, violent or otherwise objectionable).

Harry and Ron decide to do the smart thing, and enlist the teachers of Hogwarts in the fight against the basilisk. Anything to save Ginny. But rules have been broken, and Parseltongue spoken, all throughout second year. There's no knowing what coming clean will cost Harry, already presumed the heir of Slytherin-or what he is prepared to risk for Ginny's sake.

In the aftermath of Magnussen's death, a few things need realigning in the mind palace of Sherlock Holmes. Deals with the aftermath of His Last Vow and the undetermined resurrection of one James Moriarty. Angst like whoa, as they say.

If Voldemort's rise to power was meteoric, his downfall-at the hands of a one year old infant, no less-was impossible. After all, everyone knows there's no such thing as a Muggleborn witch. Dystopian Wizarding world AU in which magic is passed only through the direct line, the Dark Lord is out for revenge, and Hermione Granger is sick of unanswered questions.

The product of my twisted sense of humor: Relentless mockery of BBC Sherlock fanfic tropes, with a few crossovers thrown in. Updated approximately whenever I feel like it. Directly inspired by VivyPotter's 'The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton' (Larry forever). And oh dear, is that a sinking ship on the horizon? (My usual standards apply; nothing above a T rating.)

In which Sherlock is moping, Snape is morbidly curious, and John inadvertently introduces the two least pleasant men he knows. Based on HermioneGirl96's "The Jumper Chronicles" but can stand pretty well on its own.

In which Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover a strange device, the fourth wall takes a few blows, and Fred and George have the last laugh.

There are times when Ron Weasley doesn't see the chessboard clearly. There are times when the king needs a battle fought for him.

Sherlock Holmes isn't the only person to have danger nights.

Harry meets his cousin again after the Battle of Hogwarts is over and the war is won. So 'family' didn't work out so well. Maybe they can be friends. (Note: doesn't ignore Harry's unhappy sixteen years with the Dursleys.)