A confession, a promise, and a week of heartaches. Every night she visits him, and every day his heart breaks just a little more. One-shot.

Tired of all those cliche fanfics where Lucy gets kicked off the team? I know I sure am. Apparently, so are the members of Fairy Tail. Let's see what they have to say about it. Crackfic, parody or what-you-will. Why? Because I can!