Naruto was left alone as his twin sister Naomi was trained by his parents Kushina and Minato, leaving him to bask in the darkness. So what should he do? He'll rise up and stir the shinobi world in a maelstrom. Wise Naruto, Strong Naruto.

Summary: When Sasuke approaches Naruto demanding to be taught the Oiroke no Jutsu, Naruto decides to teach him to humor him. So why is Sasuke so giddy that he's a girl? And why are rabid fangirls out to kill Naruto?