7x06 post-ep. First we saw Jenny and then we saw Lanie, who could be next?

Alternatively known as: Princess Pearl II. 2/? Perlmutter AUs. Martha brings home her new boy toy and Rick really isn't happy. This can only be defined as pure crack!fic. This hiatus is killing me.

100% crack. Another Perlmutter/Zombie AU. Less emphasis on the zombies though. Multichapter. Rated T for sexual references and terrible jokes. For once, one of the Castle's crazy theories has come true. How will Perlmutter get the best out of this situation?

season six finale AU. The dress and the venue are not the only issues for Detective Beckett and Defective Castle. 1/? AUs. Alternatively known as Princess Pearl I.

One shot. 4x05 AU. Castle loves the tie. Beckett hates Serena. Inspired (demanded) by seilleanmor aka my precious bean and Blow by Beyonce. Rated M because well, you'll figure it out.

The third instalment in the thrilling "rim" saga. Rated T for discrete sexual references and language. Also T for terribly funny.